The NY Times has a typically dismissive article about "conspiracy theorists" who believe the moon landing never happened. Supposedly, polls show that a full 6% of Americans hold such a belief.
Mr. Sibrel, who sells his films online, has hounded Apollo astronauts with a Bible, insisting that they swear on camera they had walked on the Moon. He so annoyed Buzz Aldrin in 2002 — ambushing him with his Bible and calling him “a coward, and a liar, and a thief” — that Mr. Aldrin punched Mr. Sibrel in the face. Law enforcement officials refused to file charges against Mr. Aldrin, the second man on the Moon.
I appreciate such filmmakers speaking truth to power, but I wish they would focus on the really big conspiracy in our midst. YES, of course the lunar landing was faked, YES, of course 9/11 was masterminded by the Bush White House, YES, of course FEMA is rounding up gun owners in preparation for their extermination at a scale replica of Dachau (to be built, my sources tell me, in Brinkley, AR), but such things pale in comparison to the Big Truth -- the fact that winter is a hoax. Blab all you want about "but I remember last winter happening!" I've heard that song and dance before. If you're that brainwashed I honestly don't even want to waste my time with you.
Winter is a lie that the New World Order is perpetuating to keep us all in a state of submission and fear; meanwhile, corporations rake in billions from the sale of warm, heavy garments. Just go outside for a few minutes today and then tell me that there's such a thing as "winter". Any sane, rational person will agree that the idea of the outside being extremely cold is absolutely unthinkable. It's hot outside, really hot! And yet the mitten-industrial complex would have us believe that we actually want to be warmer for part of the year. Winter! Like a big air conditioner for the outdoors, I guess! Ha ha ha!
If you have "evidence" for the existence of winter, I'd love to hear it. Also, dead armadillos are filled with a delicious substance that grants immortality and makes your penis colossal. You can prove that one with empirical evidence -- go out and try.
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Have you had armadillo recently? Because some people do eat them. For example, people in Mexico and that Andrew Zimmern fellow with the show on the travel channel.
I lost my leg to frostbite.
No, I've never had armadillo. I know the leprosy thing is probably vastly overstated, but I still don't like the idea. Plus, they smell like a carcass even when they're alive -- though they are adorable.
Kaitlin, you're a government stooge.
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